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Thursday, July 8, 2021

Two stories by Andrew Michael Hurley

"Mr Lanyard's Last Case" appeared in the 2017 anthology Eight Ghosts: The English Heritage Book of New Ghost Stories, edited by Rowan Routh. "Mr Lanyard's Last Case" is definitely the jewel of the collection, and will please connoisseurs of the M. R. James-style historical tale.


"Mr Lanyard's Last Case" takes place in the aftermath of the Battle of Culloden (1746). The narrator, a clerk for prosecutor Lanyard, begins:


....there was no mention in James Lanyard's obituary this morning of the true circumstances that had led to his withdrawal from public and professional life these past ten years, simply a brief sentence regretting the nervous illness that had overcome him at the Jacobite trials and brought to an end what had been a long and formidable career at the Bar. Some might recall the rumours about what had happened at Carlisle Castle, but only those of us who had been there would know how to separate those rumours from the truth. There was talk of ghosts and spirits (and that Mr Lanyard had in fact been haunted until the day he died in his house on the edge of the Heath) but those are words for a fireside story and inadequate for the real world.


While at Carlisle they board with Doctor McEwan, who attends to prisoners in the castle dungeon.


     'Is it so bad as that?' I said. 

     'Three hundred men in a room you could pace out in less than two dozen steps, Mr Gregory,' he said, 'I would call it worse than bad.'


When the court cases begin at the castle:


The first two days of hearings were successful and [Lanyard] managed to suppress his pains well enough to secure a good number of convictions. He was eloquent and shrewd in his questioning, and the judges commended him on his preparations. But during adjournments he was on edge and developed the habit of brushing the back of his hand, as though a spider had crawled across it. He was nauseous too and frequently called the servants to bring more water. It was the smell of the courtroom, perhaps, that affected him.

     The prisoners were given a cursory sousing in the yard outside before they were presented to the judges, but this only served to make them seem more wretched in a way. Their beards dripped like the matted tails of hill-sheep, they bled from sores that would not heal, and despite the bucket of water that the soldiers had thrown at each of them, they were still soiled to the knees as if they had emerged from a sewer. The odour became so strong in the afternoons that one of the judges, Mr Clark, ordered that after every third hearing the floor be swept. With fresh straw laid down and the benches strewn with rosemary, the air was improved considerably, and yet it seemed to make no difference to Mr Lanyard. He sweated and swallowed and could hardly get through his questions without his voice deteriorating into a coughing fit.


Lanyard's physical sufferings multiply:


The sixth day of the trials proved to be Mr Lanyard's last. After that he could do no more and did not set foot in a courtroom again.

     His final case was that of a man called Fraser, captured when the castle fell. Like many of the Scottish prisoners, he spoke little English, and so the procedure was doubled in length while questions and answers were passed back and forth through the translator.

     His case was like so many others that we'd heard day after day. Being a clansman, his chief had ordered him to fight and because he had been ordered to fight he could not refuse. If he had, then his cattle would have been taken from him and his house torn down. It was a claim corroborated by the witness for the Defence, who had seen Mr Fraser pressed into service in the most brutal manner, but refuted by two other men captured after the siege and turned King's evidence.

     The first, from the Cameron clan, said that he knew Fraser well and that he had seen the man leading troops at the Battle of Falkirk. The second, of the clan Gordon, matched the statement and added that he had been garrisoned with Fraser at Carlisle to hold up Cumberland as he pursued the Young Pretender's army north. He swore on the life of King George that what he said was true and when Mr Lanyard, dabbing his brow with a handkerchief, put this to him, the prisoner answered, 'Tha e coma mu Rìgh Deòrsa.'

     'He says that the witness cares nothing for King George,' the translator said.

     'No?' said Mr Lanyard, coughing into his fist. 'Then why does he give evidence against you?'

     The translator asked Fraser the question, who replied, 'B' fhearr leis gu robh mi marbh.'

     'He says that Mr Gordon wants him dead, sir,' the translator explained.

     'Then Mr Gordon must be assured of your guilt,' said Mr Lanyard.

     'Pardon me, sir,' the translator said, 'the defendant says that Mr Gordon wants him dead, but not for treason.'

     'You have committed some other crime?' said Mr Lanyard.

     Fraser said that he had not, but that Mr Gordon thought so.

     Mr Lanyard frowned and said, 'He thinks so? What crime does he accuse you of?' and as the question was being put to Fraser by the translator, Mr Lanyard jerked his hand as though he had been touched. He looked behind him, looked down, in fact.

     'Is there something troubling you, Mr Lanyard?' asked Mr Clark.

     Mr Lanyard touched his fingers and stared at the bare floorboards.

     'No, my lord,' he said.

     'Do you have anything else to ask the defendant?' said Mr Clark.

     Mr Lanyard wiped his brow with the sleeve of his robe. 'Might I request that the floor is cleared, my lord?' he said. 'The smell is stifling.'

     'The floor will be swept at the end of the session, Mr Lanyard,' said Mr Clark. 'If you are unwell, then I shall adjourn.'

     'A moment, my lord,' said Mr Lanyard and sat down heavily in his chair and drank the cup of water I poured for him. But he had taken no more than a mouthful before he jerked his arm as if he had been squeezed on the elbow and soaked the papers in front of him.

     'What is it, Mr Lanyard?' I asked, but he was looking behind his chair.

     Voices began to murmur around the room and Mr Clark struck his gavel on the block.

     'Mr Lanyard,' he said. 'I ask again. Are you unwell, sir?'

     'Who is it?' said Mr Lanyard. 'There is someone here. My hand.'

     He held it at arm's length, as though it did not belong to him. His palm and his fingers dripped with the same slurry that coated Fraser's shins.

     The defendant and the witnesses looked at one another and the noise in the courtroom increased enough for Mr Clark to sound his gavel a second time.

     Mr Lanyard twitched again and now his other hand was soiled.

     'What is this trickery?' he said and started from his chair as quickly as his body would allow, his eyes moving as though he was watching the progress of a wasp around the courtroom. He let out a cry and crouched by one of the windows with his hands over his ears as if some loud, piercing noise had suddenly erupted.

     Every man in the courtroom was on his feet now, Mr Clark's demands for silence having no effect. Fraser, Cameron and Gordon argued as the bailiffs kept them separated. And through it all Mr Lanyard sobbed like a child, and was still curled up, mired in his robes, when the courtroom had been cleared and Doctor McEwan arrived.


Hurley employs a sober tone, giving the reader a cold collation of crises and shocks within the grim context of accumulating menace as Lanyard's torments lead to a final revelation. "Mr Lanyard's Last Case" is a finely balanced and unforgettable ghost story.


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"Hunger" appeared in the 2020 anthology Strange Tales: Tartarus Press at 30, edited by Rosalie Parker. (It is a curiously  flaccid collection of stories; most writers, seeking a "strange" topos, just end up with flat, abstract, and perfunctory fragments. "The Wardian Case" by D.P. Watt achieves a devastating horror in its beautifully orchestrated denouement, and "These Pale and Fragile Shells" by John Linwood Grant offers a unique vision of a menacing chalk landscape.) "Hunger" is clearly the finest story in the book: a real and satisfying beginning-middle-and-end story.


In his 1978 monograph Elegant Nightmares: The English Ghost Story from Le Fanu, author Jack Williamson wrote about "thickening inevitability" as a keystone in the finest supernatural stories of the 1880-1940 period. "Hunger" epitomizes this storytelling strategy; it is a masterpiece of thickening inevitability.


Julian is on vacation alone in an isolated French village.


....In Épine le Bois, he hadn't heard any voices at all, not even the bark of a dog, and he assumed that if anyone did live here, they endured solitary lives. Perhaps there was some ancient monsieur who pottered about in the back rooms of his house, or a large gouty widow who hobbled up to Saint Nicholas de Pitié for confession. Yet, if such people did exist, he'd surely have seen them by now.


Julian discovers that other village houses have been shuttered and deserted: even the food in pantries has been removed. 


Contravening a prohibition against fishing on 1 August, Julian finds the rural silence shifting: from novel to menacing.


....attracted by the coolness of so much stone, he found the church empty.

     It was unkempt but not unloved; the onslaught of dry rot and scepticism had been kept at bay for now by the ministrations of a loyal few who still cared that the candles were lit and the window-sconces were dressed with flowers.

     They hadn't managed to keep the place secure, though. All down the main aisle, names had been scratched out of the brass plaques dedicated to the local noblesse and the marble slabs on the walls had gone the same way. It was the work of vandals rather than thieves, he thought. Plenty remained that could have been stolen. The lead crystal vases. The honesty box by the rack of tealights.

     Perhaps the intruders had been made to think again by the statue of Saint Nicholas.

     It was a life-sized image of a goodly man, balding and bearded; a fatherly figure accosted by almost skeletal children who clung expectantly to his robes. With his fingers tented in prayer, Saint Nicholas looked up to heaven with the anguished face of an El Greco martyr, his lips open as if he were voicing the words engraved into the plinth: pardonnez-nous.

     At his feet, which had been recently washed, lay a dead child, the eyes staring, the mouth gaping like the fish Julian had landed that afternoon.

     The realism of it all was unsettling and he went back outside and sat in the shade to wait for the sound of Stewart's car, for the sound of anything.

     The hands of the church clock made the angle of nine and still no bells rang. He should like to have listened to them from here, he thought, spilling into so much space.

     With Mizzac being on a hill, the pastureland of the département spread out all the way to the Monts Est, the line of wooded peaks on the horizon. The setting sun was catching the trees there now, turning them amber. The fields in between were a green gold, stitched together in places by the shadows of poplars. Windows of farmhouses miles off blazed too brightly to look at for long. There were other villages there somewhere, ones that Stewart had suggested they visit while they were here —La Coutier or Angêline or Beaucroix. They couldn't all be empty. There must have been people out there. But he couldn't be sure. Nothing moved. Not a tractor in any of the meadows or a car on any of the roads.


....why was there such a desperate petition for forgiveness—pardonnez-nous.

     With the words on his mind, he noticed them everywhere now as he made his way back through Mizzac. They were carved into tree trunks. Painted on gates. Chalked by children onto the road.


As dusk approaches:


There was such a strong sense of expectancy outside that it put him on edge. It was what had made him hurry the last hundred yards on the lane.


Once in the house, denouement:


The windowpanes of the front door were suddenly filled with palms and faces distorted by the bullseye glass. The bell was pulled, the wood was kicked, and there came a snuffling sound like that of dogs.

     Behind him, in the kitchen someone gave the handle of the casement a few investigative twists. On the roof, several others seemed to be crawling about, dislodging the tiles. He thought of the apple on the bedside table that he'd taken up with him the night before to have while he read. He hadn't wanted it then, but he wanted it now. It belonged to him. He needed it more.

     He made for the stairs, hearing the window in the kitchen break and the frame of the front door splinter under the pounding of hands.

     At the landing, his strength left him and he felt faint enough to lose his balance. He'd never been so aware of his own weight before. Nor fallen so hard. He lay on the rug, smelling damp and dust, his stomach tight and burning for want of an apple.

     There were feet on the stairs and then children, like the ones who tugged at Saint Nicholas's skirts, appeared out of the gloom, their eyes as bulbous as the eyes of fish. The doors downstairs gave way, and the rest of the windows fell in. More and more children came, the bigger ones crawling over the runts.

     Julian felt himself touched and sniffed, the flesh of his face squeezed and appreciated. And then the first bite was taken.

      

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Andrew Michael Hurley has published several well-received novels. I have not read them; I lack the patience and concentration demanded by novels. But the two short stories discussed above, both of which I read twice today, are first-rate. I hope Hurley continues to pursue work in the short story form. 


Jay

7 July 2021



Tuesday, July 6, 2021

Two decades of Reggie Oliver: Stages of Fear (2020, Black Shuck Books)

Reggie Oliver's artistry is without parallel today among writers in the horror mode. His tales are consistently and uniquely arresting. An impeccable prose stylist, he is also a droll mimic. He has a special genius for the novella form. I have read few writers with similar facility.


The new collection Stages of Fear (2020, Black Shuck Books) offers a two-decade survey of Oliver's fiction about various aspects of the acting life. The book does not pretend to collect every theatrical tale Oliver has written, but it does offer six flawless depictions of a lost world of seaside summer repertory companies, majestic Victorian theaters, and louche rooming houses.


It even has a dancing horse.



Beside the Shrill Sea (2002) 

"Beside the Shrill Sea" gives us young actors getting their initial experience in a summer stock company. Interactions of older members of the troupe are closely observed. Bullying that leads to death - and supernatural revenge - forms the story's spine.


The Copper Wig (2003)

"The Copper Wig" is a wonderfully ghoulish shocker about the competition between two leading men, Mr. Edwin Marden and Mr. Charles Warrington Fisher, in a touring company in 1893. 

Oliver always excels with a historical setting, and effortlessly depicts the work and milieu of actors as skilled professional craftsmen. Murder for revenge and a ghastly supernatural comeuppance are wittily unfolded.



Puss Cat (2007)

"Puss Cat" deals with clashes of egos, and the way older men throw their young female admirers aside.


     Early in January Roddy asked me over to the Navigator Offices just off the Charing Cross Road to "talk about Kent." I knew this amounted to a firm offer, so I went eagerly and found him welcoming and friendly as always, but, I thought, a little distracted. We discussed the production and my part which he described as "hell's important" and "absolutely key." We also discussed the salary he was offering. He apologised profusely that it couldn't be higher; in fact he seemed so distressed about it that in the end I began to feel guilty, as if I had gone in asking for more money than he could afford which, of course, I hadn't. In the end, to relieve the tension, I said:

     "I gather Yolande is going to be your Cordelia."

     Roddy's reaction was most unexpected. He looked at me with a shocked, almost fearful expression, as if something poisonous had just bitten him.

     "What the hell are you on about, Godders?" he said.

     Now, I didn't want to admit that I'd read a private Christmas card so I was a bit vague at first, but Roddy simply didn't understand. In the end I had to tell him explicitly that she had shown me the message from him. Even then, it was quite some time before he reacted. Then it was as if a flash from a bolt of lightning had suddenly bleached his face. 

     Roddy said: "Oh, my God! Oh, my Christ! Oh, my golly gosh!" Then, after a long pause, he said in a quiet, thoughtful sort of a way: "Oh, fuck!" 

     I waited patiently for the explanation. At last he sighed, as if these things had been sent to try him and he told me:

     "I wrote all my bloody Christmas cards in Spain. I thought it would be something to do. You know the waiting around that goes on, especially when you're filming one of these ghastly Hollywood Epics. I can remember writing all the cards, then I got a tummy bug from some fearful Spanish muck they served us. Well, the doc, under instructions from the director of course, just drugged me up to the eyeballs so I could get onto that bloody horse again. It was while I was under the influence that I did the envelopes for the cards. I do vaguely remember doing Bel Courteney's at the same time as Yolande's…"

     I got his drift. "You mean the offer of Cordelia was meant for Belinda Courteney? You put the card in the wrong envelope?"

     "Yes. Dammit! Yes! I've been wondering why Bel hadn't responded. In fact… Oh, buggeration and hell!"

     He seemed even more upset than before and I asked him what was the matter. At last I got it out of him that the card he had intended for Yolande contained a suggestion, couched in the gentlest possible terms, that perhaps in future they might be seeing rather less of each other than before.

     I said: "You mean, you might have sent the brush off for Yolande to Belinda by mistake as well?" Roddy started rubbing his face with his hands so he wouldn't have to look at me. By this time, I was almost as upset as he was. I said: "But you called her puss-cat."

     "Who?"

     "Yolande – I mean Belinda."

     "Yes. Yes! They're all called puss-cat." He seemed very irritated that I had brought the matter up.



The Skins (2004)

Stages of Fear is a small collection with only perfect stories. My choice for first among equals has to be "The Skins." 


     We opened on Boxing Day. It was a good show and there was talk of "breaking all box office records," something which is done more frequently than you might imagine. To me everyone seemed happy, but I was wrong: I do not have the kind of sensitivities which detect what is going on in a company. 

     About a week into the run I happened to be in the wings watching Syd and Peggy as Dobbin the horse doing their tap dance. I regularly watched it from the side as it was a most expert performance. Peggy took the front half of the horse and Syd the rear. Suddenly I became aware of Freddie Dring, our Dame, gigantic in a white frock covered in huge red polka dots, standing beside me. He was waiting to make his entrance.

     "That's a very Biblical Horse you've got there, my friend," he said, nudging me in the groin with a vast purple handbag. On and off stage Freddie Dring spoke almost entirely in gags, so I knew what was expected of me.

     "Oh, and why is that a Biblical Horse?" I said, feeding him the punch line.

     "Because the back legs knoweth not what the front legs doeth."

     "Oh, I don't know," I said. "I think they're amazingly co-ordinated. And that dance—"

     But Freddie cut me off. "Don't be green, son. Don't be green," he said and made his entrance.

     It often happens that when you get wind of trouble from one source it is almost immediately confirmed from another. During the interval I happened to overhear a conversation between the two actresses playing Principal Girl and Principal Boy. They had gone for a smoke just outside the stage door.

     "Bastard!" said Robin Hood. "He thinks he's God's gift. I told him when he tried to put a hand up my tunic, 'My boyfriend's a Black Belt and he's taught me a move or two.'"

     "Is he?" asked Maid Marian. "A Black Belt?"

     "No. He's a Chartered Surveyor. But he was in the Territorials. You know who Mr Wonderful's trying it on with now?"

     "No! Who?"

     "Dobbin."

     "No! Front or back?"

     Robin Hood let out a snort of laughter. "Oh, Please! One thing he's not is a wrong ender."

     "Be a lot less trouble if he were if you ask me," said Maid Marian, who was newly married and had a philosophical approach to life. "But that is so disgusting! Peggy! I mean she's… Just because he's been in some poxy soap he thinks he's God's Gift. What's Peggy doing about it?"

     Robin Hood said: "You won't believe this—" But just then she saw me and drew Maid Marian away to share further secrets, unspied on.

     I had heard enough, and next day a fresh piece of news was all over the company. Syd had caught Peggy and Victor "at it" in Peggy and Syd's camper van in the theatre car park. "I tell you, he wouldn't have minded only they were doing terrible things to the suspension," said Freddie Dring. 

     That evening we saw Peggy and Syd enter the theatre, silent, tight-lipped. An equally taciturn Victor played the Sheriff of Nottingham with such venom that several terrified young members of the audience had to be removed from the auditorium. When it was time for Dobbin to do its tap dance most of the company was gathered on the side of the stage to watch the spectacle.

     It seemed a monstrous thing that clattered and stamped its way about the stage that night. Syd and Peggy, consummate professionals, were giving their usual well-drilled performance, but perhaps their steps were more percussive than usual, their taps more brutally metallic. Every ripple of the shabby cloth skin, every nod of the clumsy beast's head seemed a sign of the terrible, claustrophobic conflict that must be raging within. Freddie, who might have been expected to come up with something humorous, was in a gloomy mood. "I tell you," he said. "There's worse to come. I've never liked Babes in the Wood as a subject. It's always been a jinxed panto. It's a well-known fact."



Blind Man's Box (2007)

There is an epic quality to "Blind Man's Box." Told in letters, newspaper cuttings, and old guide book excerpts, it conveys the high and low of a huge and sophisticated Victorian theater, a giant engine of technology designed to create spectacles. The story is a breathtaking social x-ray.


From Seabourne, a Brief Guide

     (Heritage Guides 1999)

     Grand Pavilion Theatre, King George Street (Grade 2 listed building,

visit by application only)


     The Grand Pavilion has been described as a 'classic Matcham theatre'. It was completed in 1893 at the beginning of Matcham's great period of theatre building, and opened on March 28th of that year with a production of Lancelot Jones's society comedy Lady Polly. The exterior, now somewhat dilapidated, is well proportioned and the theatre perhaps derives its name from the pavilion-like structure that adorns the central tower. However, as with most Matcham theatres, it is the interior where his true genius is displayed. The decoration of the auditorium is lavish and done in an eclectic "Indian Baroque" style. The theatre boasted a number of innovations. Besides Matcham's much vaunted ventilation system, the stage machinery was unusually elaborate and designed to accommodate considerable spectacles. There are mobile and revolving stages which would allow chases, even horse races to take place, the horses galloping over an ever moving stage (operated by hydraulic machinery from beneath) with a mobile backdrop behind, thus giving an almost cinematic illusion of motion. Unfortunately during a performance of the famous horse racing melodrama The Whip in 1910 the machinery failed, a horse lost its footing and was hurled with its jockey into the orchestra pit. The rider was killed instantly and the horse sustained injuries so severe that it had to be put down. After this tragedy the machinery was never used again. Nevertheless the theatre remained, in theatrical parlance, a "number one touring date" and saw some notable productions, featuring the leading actors of the time, including the great Henry Irving in The Corsican Brothers and The Bells, and Sir John Martin Harvey in The Only Way

     In the twenties the theatre was visited by, among others, Sir Gerald Du Maurier, Jack Buchanan, and the Aldwych Farce team. It is rumoured that Fred and Adele Astaire once performed there in Funny Face in a so-called "flying matinee" (in which an entire London production would be transported from London for an afternoon). In the 1930s it became a repertory theatre and enjoyed mixed fortunes until the war when it became a concert venue for ENSA tours serving the nearby air force bases and the Seabourne Downs military camp. It was hit twice by incendiary bombs but sustained only minor damage. 

     In 1945 it was bought by the millionaire philanthropist, Kenneth Marlesford, mainly, it is thought, for the benefit of his actress wife, Jane Selway. There she played leading roles in some distinguished revivals of classics and West End plays. (Her Hedda Gabler is still remembered in the town.) In 1953, following another tragic accident in the theatre, Marlesford sold the Grand Pavilion to Billy Cohen, and it became part of the Cohen-Majestic chain of theatres, specialising in variety and pantomime. Many of the leading variety stars of the time topped the bill here, including Bruce Forsyth, Frankie Laine, Max Miller (in one of his last appearances) and the singer Rex Raymond not long before a tragic car accident cut short his brilliant career. In 1966 when "live" variety was beginning to suffer from the competition of Television, Cohen-Majestic sold the theatre to the Seabourne Town Council for an undisclosed sum. It was then run for some years as a seasonal repertory theatre with a pantomime at Christmas, but with no great success. Companies came and went with disconcerting rapidity – no less than three in the Summer Season of 1972. Finally, in 1974 the Town Council closed the theatre down. Despite numerous public-spirited efforts to put it back to its original use the theatre remains derelict, though the Town Council, to its credit, has turned down applications to turn it into a Bingo Hall and a multiplex cinema.



Collectable


I first read "Collectable" in the 2020 collection Strange Tales: Tartarus Press at 30. It is a minor tale of a forgotten music hall star discovered in a nursing home, and the connection between her and the young narrator.


              I tried to release my hand from hers, but she gripped it even more tightly.

     "No. Hold on. I think I'm… Close your eyes." I obeyed. "Tell, me."

     Tell her what? Then, though my eyes were closed, I saw. I was standing in almost complete darkness, but looking down I could see a pair of small feet beneath a long white nightdress of the kind that Elsie was wearing. Looking up I found myself gazing into a long dark distance which, though almost without light, seemed to possess dimension; but whether that dimension was of space or time, I could not tell. These speculations passed through my head, but had little effect on my mind, which was concentrated wholly on the experience. In the far distance, as if at the end of an immense corridor or tunnel, was a patch of light in which there was a confusion of movement and sound.

     "Tell me," she said.

     I tried to describe what I was seeing.

     "There's too much dark between. Make it come closer."

     She gripped my hand tighter and I concentrated. Whether I was moving closer to it, or it was coming towards me, I cannot say, but it did, though it was still diffuse. There were sounds randomly gathered, like an orchestra tuning up, and the images similarly were fragmentary and superimposed. But it was a world with a distinctive tone and feel: perhaps not so much one orchestra tuning up, but several orchestras all playing different pieces of music by the same composer. I was beginning to distinguish some of the fragments: here was a row of footlights, then a chasm, then a row of white shirt fronts and bejewelled evening dresses. Almost as soon as these impressions became distinct, they started to fade while, simultaneously, Elsie's grip on my hand relaxed until it fell away altogether. I heard the faint sound of snoring and opened my eyes. Elsie was asleep. I laid her hand over her chest, tucked her in and left the room.


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There are probably at least a dozen more theatrical short stories and novellas that could have been collected in Stages of Fear. In particular, the 2017 story "The Vampyre Trap" is sorely missed. But Stages of Fear is consciously modest in scope, and the six tales the reader does get are superb.


Jay

6 July 2021